we're all mad here

doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:31:35 -0400

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

spaceplasma: Unrolling Household Tape Produces X-Rays If you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:30:44 -0400

spaceplasma:

Unrolling Household Tape Produces X-Rays

If you have ever (for whatever reason – that’s none of our business) locked yourself in a dark closet and peeled Scotch tape from its holder, you may have noticed a tiny bit of light. The tape actually emits a faint luminescence when it’s being separated. It’s due to a phenomenon known as triboluminescence, which has been documented as far back as the 17th century. In the 1950s, Soviet researchers claimed that unrolling sticky tape resulted also in the release of X-rays, but no one really bothered to follow up on that study until now.

A group of researchers at UCLA decided to test the X-ray claims recently. Using a machine to unroll the tape at 3 centimeters/second in a vacuum, they measured the electromagnetic output. The short bursts of X-rays lasted for about a billionth of a second each and output 300,000 X-ray photons. The researchers were even able to prove the presence of the X-rays by producing pictures of their finger bones. There’s no need to worry about getting a super-dose of radiation while taping the paper on birthday presents, though; the phenomenon seems to work only when the tape is in a vacuum.

The applications for this new knowledge are kind of sketchy at this point. The research team thinks that it may be useful for making cheaper X-ray machines or even for aiding in nuclear fusion. Both seem a little far-fetched, but harnessing this little-understood physical phenomenon may even create new, unforeseen possibilities in the future.

Powerful x-rays made from sticky tape [ video ]

das-vadanya: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: if-inconvenient-c...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:29:36 -0400

das-vadanya:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

if-inconvenient-comeanyway:

king-moriarty-in-the-tardis:

doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]

excuse me

The great sass war

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:58 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:41 -0400

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:26 -0400

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

I just heard the term “swaggy bear” used in serious conversation.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:26:50 -0400

I just heard the term “swaggy bear” used in serious conversation.

wHY is it this cold its supposed to be summer

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:25:48 -0400

wHY is it this cold its supposed to be summer

dubstepw0lf: its-teatime: I know it’s coffee, but look at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:19:33 -0400

dubstepw0lf:

its-teatime:

I know it’s coffee, but look at it!!!!

That’s crazy

k7vin: punchcawa: that-fucking-update: noelleandbutts: witcho...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:52:38 -0400

k7vin:

punchcawa:

that-fucking-update:

noelleandbutts:

witchofmindandlogic:

fadeintocase:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

isn’t this the same dirk that was doing backflips in the lobby the first day?

I think that was the dirk that did a flip over me in the middle of the street….

i think that IS dirk

Well fuck.

He is indeed the same dirk doing backflips

still glad y’all caught me. I really was looking for my Jake, Dinnerpartydan

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:50:37 -0400

Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

nowlifeissweetlikecinnamon: aerisaquata: thehomelessnetworkinth...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:48:51 -0400

nowlifeissweetlikecinnamon:

aerisaquata:

thehomelessnetworkinthetardis:

supernatural-explosion:

scribeofvoid:

supernatural-explosion:

supernatural-explosion:

WAIT. IS THAT MATT FUCKING SMITH?

OMG

I’LL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS OK? JUST LOOK AT HIM!!

WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING THIS ON MY DASH?!?!

BECAUSE MATT AND HIS TONGUE ARE PERFECT! ~~and this is so hot, i bet everyone is horny right now~~

what the hell is that from

I think it’s from Billie’s show secret diary of a call girl.

Isn’t it from the movie Womb?

Yeah. Matt’s character is making out with his mother right now. Basically the story goes that the mother’s boyfriend died but she was able to clone him and use herself as a surrogate, therefore giving birth to her boyfriend. (Confusing, I know.) anyways when he gets older she starts to treat him kind of sexually??? Because he looks/acts like her dead bf??? (Idk I got this from a wikipedia article) and he’s into it or something and yeah bing bang boom.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:22 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:42:07 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:41:07 -0400

New pastels ^w^

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:38:07 -0400

New pastels ^w^

Life Lessons from Adventure Time

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:36:47 -0400

Life Lessons from Adventure Time

send me cute foods tonight is the night for this hello

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:34:57 -0400

redbean ice cream: ideal husband

greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of

mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend

banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you

mango ice cream: a tumblr ship

strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites

mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of

cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you

vanilla: how i found your blog

orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you

green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours

jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have

orange tea: a secret that i've kept

oolong tea: my first love

strawberry tea: favourite outfit

milk tea: current fashion obsession

bubble tea: fashion pet peeve

strawberry iced tea: your best feature

assbutt-in-the-garrison: justxlosersxlikexme: So here’s the plan, we give all the angels...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:34:22 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

adventure-forever: darrenpillowscriss: I love Harry’s face....

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:32:47 -0400

adventure-forever:

darrenpillowscriss:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”